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I just got done with my insanely late/early workout. It makes me feel great but there is always some creeper lurking around. Anyway, I was jogging back home by a field. The air was intensely thick with a menthol like aura. So I look down and noticed some mentha growing as if it were grass. I reached down and plucked a leaf from one. I then placed it on my tongue and chewed it up thoroughly. I let it sit in my mouth for the remainder of the job. I now have the best breath out of anyone alive at this moment, naturally. I remember sitting in my front yard as a child and chewing mentha for hours.






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